I'm not sure what I was thinking when I signed up for online dating. Once I did it I knew I wasn't going to like it.
So today I quit.
I tried to close my account online and found that I couldn't. I had to call.
(((insert free hard sell)))
I very patiently kept repeating, "I appreciate your offer/suggestion. However I am not pleased with my experience and I would like to cancel."
Read that 100x and you know how my conversation went.
Luckily I got my $45 dollars back and will never receive another message like this:
Subject: u r pretty
Body: wanna go 2 prom?