Me, my sister and some friends often joke about the fake boyfriend. He is the one that my brother in law wishes would show up when I have furniture that needs built or when I move (but we aren't doing that again for a very long time, if ever).
He's fake because he has yet to materialize in my life.
But we have really high expectations for him.
Ideally FB will drive a truck, have a camper, be handy and like to hunt. He will be caring, thoughtful, faithful and love the outdoors. Having a boat would be an added bonus.
Dear FB -
Its almost Spring and soon it will be Summer. Now would be a great time to show up. Please & thanks!
PS - this could very well have something to do with the birthday that is fast approaching. The one where I really don't want to wake up alone.
PPS - this too shall pass.